Friday, September 4, 2009

Friday Humor: Top Ten Reasons To Buy Fabric



#10 It's sugar-free, caffeine-free, calorie-free and therefore guilt-free.




#9 You may be able to use it someday - you never know!





#8 It's important to invest in cotton (Go Green!)




#7 Psychiatrists cost too much.





#6 If you don't buy it, someone else will.





#5 It's pretty. And it feels soft too.






#4 Quilts don't grow on trees.






#3 If you leave the guestroom empty, somebody might stay in it.






#2 In the event of an earthquake, there will be soft places to land.





#1 The owner of the quilt shop will get angry if you steal it.

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