Friday Humor: Top Ten Reasons To Buy Fabric

#10 It's sugar-free, caffeine-free, calorie-free and therefore guilt-free.

#9 You may be able to use it someday - you never know!

#8 It's important to invest in cotton (Go Green!)

#7 Psychiatrists cost too much.

#6 If you don't buy it, someone else will.

#5 It's pretty. And it feels soft too.

#4 Quilts don't grow on trees.

#3 If you leave the guestroom empty, somebody might stay in it.

#2 In the event of an earthquake, there will be soft places to land.

#1 The owner of the quilt shop will get angry if you steal it.